Ya ni sé. Esto pasó en Omegle y creo que es hermosamente disturbante. You es el pseudonimo anónimo forzado que tomé y la otra persona es, como el nombre implica, alguien extraño, cerdo y desconsiderado. Casi acababa mi historia. 


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

do you know roleplay? give an example

Stranger: fuck me

You: I put my wizard hat on

Stranger: fuck me dumbledore

You: Then I unleash a million spirit stallions that ravish your anus

You: in a wet mushy pulp that throbs with every heartbeat of my magic infused cock

Stranger: fuck me hard

You: invisible imps cum in you elf ears and pull you by your licorice hair

You: A nearby buffalo roars as he pleases himself in a pool of plastic balls

You: The sheer exstacy of his orgasm thunders in the whole continent

You: And a scar on the land that shall be remembered by entire generations

Stranger: cool

You: Women cower in fear, children look hopefully to the sky, women become strangely pregnant, and the earth rumbles while a tsunami of sperm that coats entire cities and innocent, dumbfounded villagers and entrepreneurs indiscriminately

You: then i bit ur nipple

Stranger: wow apparently im pregnant now

Stranger: so thats what that mark was

You: no, the mark was a scorched penis that can only be seen in space

Stranger: ok then whats the mark on my ass

You: the mark that i left you is a minuscule and complex neutron alteration that triggers your endorphins and indulge you in a dreamy orgasm every time you take a dump

You: and jog

Stranger: wow ok thats weird

You: the buffalo is a lingering spirit of a long forgotten indhu god

You: So

You: yeah

You: did I fucked you good, love?

You: -Gandalf asks

Stranger: wow ok you had me til the dump part

You: at the cold response from his lover, Merlin's virile and veiny penis shrinks into a clitoris, and his mouth slurs passionate words about floods and doom

You: his clit is exposed to the world, and caressed by the wind itself

You: A single tear sprouts from his clitoris, and falls to the ground

You: Dumbledore screams in pain for his children, his comrades, and an ass long gone

Stranger: um ok it was fine til the dump you knoe

You: Micky the magician shrugs at such silly notions

You: "Everything is permitted in the game of love", he retorts. "Haven't you heard that song that Santanna sings, "The Game of Love"

You: When he finished the latter sentence, he motions for an invisible guitar that he holds the way an old woman would hold an old goat filled with milk

Stranger: oh god lol

Stranger: your too imaginative

You: Babidi's grimace turns into a luscious and quite stupid grin. His clit is filled in a millisecond by his blood, enabling new and exciting pleasures that demand your carnal touch and condescendant encouragement

You: "More, my love." Wizardmon gleefully exclaims.

Stranger: how does a guy have a clit i thought that was for girls

You: "Shower me with your milk and wisdom". Dumbledore grabs his silken shirt, and blushes like a sophomore virgin with hopes of becoming the school slut. In a quick, dexterous and lighting-swift motion, he lifts his see through skirt for you to see, and closes his eyes in response when his shy demeanor turns to a boil

You: Teasing you, he coats his index finger with his own sacred old man drool and plays with his nipple, lubing it up. The nipple springs up to attention as a ready for duty russian soldier, showing the strong sexual intent of Gandalf

Stranger: wtf you have multipul personalities lol

You: Merlin rubs his beard in a sultrious manner, and sways his old wrinkled hips as he walks to you, his swaying gait a little oddly paced. He stares at your eyes, deeply. He -rapes- your eyes, and you can smell his strong pheromones in the air mixing into an unholy surplus of gas with his sweat.

You: He lets you take a peek at his underwear, and let's go of his skirt, gasping for air

You: Winking at you while blushing like a tomato, he says "B-Big bro, m-my c-clit is yours to command." Kadabra unexpectedly lets out a moan, fruit of his exhibitionism fetish and looks to the ground, hoping that his next fart is a silent and one.

You: In the rice fields that you are, a local yellow chinese guy screams "OY, XIE XIE CHEF RAMSAY"

You: The wizard of Oz's sexual peak is nigh. His breathing is heavy, and his words slurred
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Y se desconectó, dejándome con ideas y "blue balls", que es costumbre.